WHO NEEDS SLEEP WHEN MARKIPLIER

freshprinceofbeleriand:

IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND IM full of existential fear

dajo42:

damittromney:

dajo42:

trans woman poses dramatically in strapless dress

trans woman is a total cutie that needs to be stopped b4 the world is destroyed by her cuteness

it is too late to stop me now. the trans woman is coming. this is the trans takeover. the trakeover

dajo42:

sometimes people try to say that my family must hate me for wearing dresses. today my sister said “when you get your wages you could buy so many new clothes. maybe new jeans. will you get new dresses?” and i said yeah and she said “cool. you should probably buy new socks too.”

they don’t care what i do as long as i’m happy. stop assuming shit you park bench. go away lmao

dajo42:

"hey wanna drug a drug?" no. i get high on life. i start absorbing life energy from people around me. i seduce everybody in a mile radius. i am a succubus. i am to be feared. i am coming

a poem for somebody who doesnt get the hint that you want them to leave you alone

dajo42:

roses are red
violets are blue
leave me alone

You look like total ass in the "trans woman posing" photoset. Dresses, lipstick, necklaces? You don't look good, hun.
Anonymous

dajo42:

byunmun:

dajo42:

this dress?

this lipstick?

this necklace?

this outfit in general?

you don’t… think i look good?

oh no what will I DON’T CARE LMAO

you think i haven’t had shit like this before?

what makes you think you ever stand a chance of bringing my confidence down?

all the fucks i give are laid out before you.

close the door on your way out, you irrelevant rusty hinge.

Flower crown?

how’s this?

great, everybody is attacking roosterteeth now too like damn yall are way too fucking sensitive go the hell outside this website is trash youre all trash i hate this website but its too goddamn addicting to leave

so i guess ill be over here enjoying myself while the rest of you shit your pants lmao

jizzfrosti:

rainbow-ginger-butterfly:

Every time I get sad about my unwanted tattoo, I remember that at least I’m not Mr. Cool Ice here. 

You fucking wish you were him

jizzfrosti:

rainbow-ginger-butterfly:

Every time I get sad about my unwanted tattoo, I remember that at least I’m not Mr. Cool Ice here. 

You fucking wish you were him

faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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